FB: A Confession

I love FB, don't you? It's such a great social networking site. I can key in any name and the probability is high that I'll find an old friend I have lost touch with... but you know what's even better? The status updates. You know why? Because I believe those status updates reveal so much about a person...

Maybe they're whiny people... complaining all the time...
Or little show offs... (say what? you just bought ?)
Or drama queens and kings (OMG! You broke a nail? shock! Horror!)
Intellectuals (sharing their philosophy online)
Sweet talkers (pick up lines, anyone?)
Lovers (I love so much! *guilty*)
Enemies (Eff you )

and best of all... it tells of people who...

Need to get a life!!! Oh you know... the ones who update every hour or so... ^__^ Are you guilty? I'm glad to say... I'm not at that stage yet...

But goodness gracious, I'm just as bad! I refresh the home page every few minutes for friends updates. Damn!

And I was scared of stalkers... well who's a stalker now?

P/S: if you add me on FB, do let me know who you are... I don't approve strangers...I'm scared of weirdos and psychos. I've had enough already. I'm no celebrity... but I'm crazy paranoid!